Movie Reviews

We drove past the local theater and saw this.  While many theaters are going to 3D, ours maybe is going several steps back in time.

The Reviews for the first movie might be:

• "Not much action. Just a line."
• "It's not 3D. It's not 2D.  It's 1D. Now, that's retro."
• "Straight ahead to boredom."
• "They'll be linin' up to see this one."

The Reviews for the second movie might be:

• "The sequel to 1D is already out.  Planes.  In 2D."
• "Many will be inclined to see this one."
• "It's plane to see, this one will be a hit."